Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
When do flowers get their workout in?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?