What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Kobe beef.
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?