Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Which animal will never go bald?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why was the mime upset?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What fairy loves to count?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did March say to the madness?
What is the wealthiest fish?