What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?