What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do trees wear to the lake?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
A book just fell on my head.
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why was the dog overweight?
What time of day was Adam created?