What famous scientist will try anything?
Charles Dare-win.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Which fly makes films?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?