Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
They keep an eagle eye on their kids.
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Where does breakfast live?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did March say to the madness?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?