Which animal will never go bald?
A hare.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why is summer always sad?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?