Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why do rhinos charge?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?