What is the wealthiest fish?
A goldfish.
Which state has the best streets?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
If you need help building an ark...
How does dinner smell?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?