What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How is cat food sold?