How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why are cars magic?
What superpower do all middle children have?