Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What bird is always sad?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?