Where do cows go on the weekend?
The moo-vies.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you say to a really good barista?