What's the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground!
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?