What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?