What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Which relative loves rice?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What shape is bad at driving?