What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
The pollen Count.
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?