Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?