Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
To Jack in the Box®!
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's a dog's favorite book?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?