Why do cats give such great massages?
Because they love a good scratcher!
What day is your mom always right?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What are you studying in math?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?