Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
There's nobel... that's why I knocked.
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do nosey peppers do?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?