What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
Where do colds go on vacation?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How do hurricanes see?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?