What is a king's favorite weather?
Hail.
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do farmers do on February 14th?