What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
A tee shirt.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What kind of music do planets like?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's the richest basketball team?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do trees wear to the lake?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?