How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
Where do hamsters come from?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's the most determined bird?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?