Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do jokesters study in college?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why are books always so angry?
If you need help building an ark...
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?