Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?