What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call a dog in space?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
How do bears keep cool?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?