What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's a priest's favorite food?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?