Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?