What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why was the bee sad?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?