What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock!
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why was the mime upset?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?