Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?