Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the snake name his daughter?
How does the sun listen to music?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do cats wear to work?