Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
They always drop the ball.
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Did you know about April 1st?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?