What's the loudest Christmas song?
Jingle Bells.
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.