What do cats wear to work?
Kitten heels.
What did the confused bee say?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?