What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
It's Crowded!
Why are computers so good at golf?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?