Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?