Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?