What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?