What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Her purrrse.
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
When should you start writing a book?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?