Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?