Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Bats have rabies.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
How do bears keep cool?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?