What does a dog say before eating?
Bone appetit!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Where do polar bears vote?
Which computer won the talent show?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What is a table you can eat?