Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
She was a sweeper.
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?