What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
When does a horse talk?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?