What do trees say when autumn comes?
Don't leaf me this way!
Why did spring break up with winter?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why was the bunny upset?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's the most popular cat in New England?