What dog never pays attention in class?
A labra-doodle.
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What is the most adorable season?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?